Ranks After Dark™ is the card game no one asked for but everyone remembers.

Built in the barracks. Polished in the boardroom. Two editions—one shared mission:
Expose the wild, unfiltered truth.

• Military Edition → Born from barracks boredom and E-4 Mafia chaos.
• Founders Edition → Cooked up in group chats, pitch decks, and mental breakdowns.

No rank. No equity. Just smoke.

• Military Edition → Active duty, vets, reservists, barracks rats, and anyone who’s ever low-crawled through nonsense.
• Founders Edition → Entrepreneurs, founders, startup employees, and side-hustlers who’ve survived toxic pivots and pitch trauma.

If you’ve ever said “this is above my paygrade” or “let’s circle back” while dying inside—this game is for you.

Absolutely not.NSFW. NSFA. NSFL.
If HR or your 1SG is watching… put the deck down.

Easy.
Shuffle. Draw. Follow the chaos.
Cards range from take a shot, tell the truth, do the dare, or wildcards.
Skip nothing unless the card says so. Quitters drink.

4 to 12 savages. (More if your group chat is toxic enough.)

Nah. But recommended.
Use whiskey, tequila, protein shakes, or just water—just know the game’s unhinged with or without alcohol.

• Military Edition: Built for the ranks. Expect dark humor, inside jokes, smoke pit confessions, and command career-enders.
• Founders Edition: Startup culture gone feral. Think funding fails, co-founder betrayal, red flag investors, and “who’s sleeping with who?”

Both editions hurt feelings.

Absolutely not 

Right here, before someone reports it.

If you can hang, you can play.
But if you ask what “Article 15” or “burn rate” means every card… maybe sit this one out.

Legally not recommended.